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Here, there and everywhere.
Even if you know what’s coming, you’re never prepared for how it feels. Natalie Standiford, How to Say Goodbye in Robot (via larmoyante)
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jennatalherpes:

dont date a girl who runs a pale blog, she’ll wake you up with coffee and nice kisses; date a girl who runs a humor blog, she’ll wake u up by pouring water on u and steal ur clothes after u shower

(Source: spork, via kristiyuliana)

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consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

(via cclueless)

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crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

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tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

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